Questions I Have Been Thinking About Lately
Here are some questions that have really knocked my spirit lately (I will give you the answers later aka I don’t have time right now aka my pizza is on the way aka I got sausage on it)
1. What is my purpose in life?
2. What happens when I die?
3. Is Our God a real one or a false one?
4. Hanus wants you to be good?
5. Hanus wants you to not lie? But why?
6. Who was the first person to hold a clam like a babbybell?
7. Do you like it when I say babbybell?
8. How bad are the Grateful Dead band?
9. Is farmer music fun? Or evil :(
10. Are steel cannons still manufactured anywhere?
11. What about portals?
12. Who wrote the movie Stargate?
13. Who the crad is Hanus?
14. Can I disobey Hanus and still be loved?
15. How far does forgiveness extend?
16. Is love that forgives based on delusion or truth?
17. I like to hold someone in the night - how is this bad?
18. When is it simply *too late* to sign up for a horse camp?
19. Is all suffering fundamentally linguistic or just mine?
20. I do not like talking about Phish? Correct. I do not.
A Compendium of Failed Romances, Vol 1.
Sometimes romances go bad. Dang! But the main way they go bad is when you do not realize they are going bad so you just keep doing the things to make it bad. So I have made a list of scenarios for you to watch out for. In other words: do NOT do these scenarios, do NOT say these things, if you want to have a romance that lasts forever.
Scenario 1
Come here bug
Ooh OK
I want kiss
I will give kiss
<kiss>
Oh no we are divorced now
Why?
Kiss bad
No kiss good
No kiss bad. Fast & weird. Slime.
No that was your childhood, spooking you religious
No kiss simply bad! Slime.
I do not believe.
My experience is real. Your slime is tremendous.
Not from my viewpoints.
Goodbye Slime.
Goodbye.
Scenario 2
Hey Charl I think we can be love
We can? I live in Vienna
Shoot! I live in Greece
How you forget about this obvious problem?
But we have a true internet, for pics
We send pics?
Yes. Send and get.
Send and get.
<send and get for many days>
Let’s meet in realities.
Champions! I will meet.
<meet in realities>
Oh God not this.
We r ruined by true internet.
Fantasy destroy.
Our bodies look wrong real
We mess up, we mess up
Too many send and get.
Too many virtual !!
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Scenario 3
Our marriage is crumble tower
Ah OK I know to fix
How
Baby. Have one. In cribs and bows.
A plan! Cannot fail. We will fashion a baby. Call it Bronk.
Let us fashion.
Let us fashion.
<fashion>
Damn
Damn
The baby screams
Our marriage tower is WORSE, somehow
Not because of baby screamings, certainly? Not because of Bronk.
Yes because of Bronk!
So Bronk has ruined our life of charm?
Yah . Our wits are dead
Our smiles are corn
Milk drowns our light
God laughs! We r truly dumb.
But we love baby anyway
Of course
Love Bronk amid the crumbles
Yes
All is OK.
All is all right.
Good morning good morning
Good night good night
How to Act Lovingly and Normal in a Bookstore
Bookstores are back! Books & Baubles! Williamson Book Company! Words & Pictures on 23rd and Pine! Friggin’ Book Bucket! But sadly many people are acting weird in bookstores. I’ve seen it. Don’t do these things if you want me to respect your book work.